yay! orientation's lotsa fun! at first i was kinda scared, cos i didn't know anyone in cmm other than mich and andrea... summore i not that close to andrea... but once i reached there, everywhere i turn got someone i know... first, i met fart on the bus... as usual! last time go sch always take same bus as her by accident! then when get down at our stop then see each other... -______-" this time also same thing, i got on the bus, then got one particular stop got alot of ppl get down, then i saw fart sitting there... ahahahahah... i was so surprised! cos i dinnoe which sch she went to...

then i saw ting they all on the overhead bridge... then walk in liao i heard someone squealing my name in a high pitched voice... turn around is mel... wah lau!! so diu lian!!! >_< everyone staring at me ok! then she ran over to hug me... i was like "ur fren ah?" to sue... haahahahha... mich was complaining to me that i got so many frens... *shrugs* i juz happen to know lotsa ppl i guess...

then when we went into the classroom, mich and i sat together at the back and later this girl whom ting intro-ed to me earlier as esther came in and sat w/ us... so we started talking and knew each other abit btr... they flashed our classes on the transparency and mich went to TB018 and esther and i were in TB015... mich's face fell like dunno wat lor, cos she doesn't know anyone and summore in my class got charlene and andrea... so i know at least 3 ppl in my class...

we had to sit together in our different classes and i'm so thankful we got one of the less scarier SLs... her name's dawn, and she's really very cute! gong gong toot toot one! hahahahaha... then one whole grp of us there intro-ed ourselves and we talked and talked and talked non-stop... when i turned behind to see, mich seemed quite lonely... i think she only talked to the girl beside her only... felt so guilty... haiz... so i made frens w/ carissa (the girl on my rite) and of cos esther (sitting on my left) and rachel (sitting in front of esther)... in the end got to know other ppl in our class the names lah...

somehow, i think my class is prob the most united... maybe not as onz as kelly's (this eurasian girl who's like SUPER chio) but definitely much more united... maybe cos our class is really tiny, 24 ppl only and 15 turned up... we learnt lotsa lame and super funny cheers frm the SLs, quite fun... there's this guy called wei shen who's got dimples and quite stocky in size who taught us all the cheers and was juz seriously siao in teaching us the cheers lah... i think he graduating this yr ba? and it's the first time i think someone w/ dimples is cute... cos normally ppl who have dimples have no effect on me... maybe cos i got dimples also ba? :P

later they brought us to meet our CP (ie our careperson)... he's mr selvan, but actually is another tcher, only i think she couldn't make it... he's quite a funny teacher lah... and darryl david also came into our class "juz to say hi"! hahahaha... he's like super tall, and really like giant liddat... mr selvan said "k, now's the only time he'll accept autographs..." and mr d was like "who will want a washed out tv star?" he's quite funny lah, he...

and we learned mass dance!! got 2 actually... i thought mass dances were only for jcs so i was really happy when i found out we had a tp mass dance and a business school mass dance... k, frankly speaking, the tp mass dance is like so much easier... the song is "new age girl" by deadeyed dick... u all prob heard b4 ba, goes "mary mooooooooooon... she's a vegetarian (mary moon mary moon mary moon)" heard b4? it's like so cute lor! and u have to dance w/ a guy, but since cmm got not enough guys, some girls have to double up as guys as well (ie me)... and then there's our business sch dance... i dunno wat's the song but it's frm the honey ost... i think it's called "i believe"... and the steps are damn hard and i only managed to learn it today after watching a step-by-step video... the girl who filmed it is like SUPER good at dancing, i'm so amazed...

at the end of the day we were all taught (not very well) the business sch mass dance... there was this girl frm my course, called crystal... she's so bitchy!!! eeyuck... me and mich had already singled her out as a bitch when we'd first stepped in and we were rite! during the mass dance, she was wearing a different top BRA-LESS and her nipples were like so obvious... we were all so disgusted... but that was only after we were discussing her today... hahaahha... at the safety of her non-presence... :P but we all got to dance the tp MD, the business sch MD and the chicken dance! u know the one in jimmy neutron where all the parents were brainwashed into dancing that dance and song? i'm so thankful i learnt it frm the movie, cos that chicken dance was so spontaneous... hahahahaha...

when i came to sch today again, almost 2/3 of the course din turn up... our course only had 30 ppl today! so pathetic! and summore our course already the smallest out of every other course liao lor! T_T but those who din come today really lose out, cos we played lotsa fun games... and that wei shen very lame lah... he played the video of the seniors dancing the business sch mass dance and the guy dancing rite in front (the girl who could dance super well was his partner) was called eddy, frm cmm too... so he went to take a screen shot of the video and went to put a caption "eddy ho mhd iskander - graduate of cmm 2004, a ballerina in private moments" and set it as wallpaper of the com in that LT... wah lau! we all laugh like nobody's business lah! then some more the business studies club ppl came in to give us a tiny talk and they saw it and immediately saved it to their disc to circulate later... i think that eddy got no face to show ppl le... :P but he can shake his butt damn well man! cos the business sch MD muz shake ur butt alot, and he can do it WELL! hahaahahah...

then there's another guy called andrew i think... he's called brother fracture, and i think he has a whole grp of frens w/ him and they are so famous throughout the whole business sch that whenever they go around cheering "brother fracture! *clap clap clap clap clap* brother fracture! *clap clap clap clap clap*" everyone joins in... he's damn fun lah... every now and then we'll do that cheer... why call him brother fracture? cos his ankle got a bandage and i think his ankle had a fracture only it healed long time ago but he kept the bandage on as his signature... hahahaahah...

oh, then we went down for mass games and it was like damn shit lor... cos law kept arrowing us, and i think they got fouled out in the end... HA. HA. and we had alliance w/ hospi (although we're supposed to be rivals... :P)... cmm won best team spirit... yeah rite! we were the first team out bcos we chiong-ed and juz attacked another team w/out any strategies but "we were so on that if not for us, the game wouldn't have gotten going" (that was wat i said to the others to comfort ourselves... hahahahaah)... then i saw ting more frequently this time and everytime we saw each other we kept hugging each other like siao... i think now ppl think we're les ba? ahahahahah... not as bad as this girl called cheryl in cmm who's renowned for her teh-ness... they even made up a cheer for her:

everyone: cheryl teh!
cheryl: *whiney voice* errrr....!!!
everyone: cheryl teh!
cheryl: *whiney voice again* errrr....!!!
everyone: cheryl super teh!
cheryl: *super whiney voice* errrr....!!!

we got to dance the mass dances AGAIN at the end and i got to dance w/ this cute cute guy called owen... he's like damn siao in our course, always saying and doing stupid stuff and getting nominated to demo for everything... hahahahah... then dance w/ him quite fun lah, only the both of us keep dancing wrongly and juz grin stupidly at each other... lol... then there was one part where we were supposed to spin each other around and he spun me so hard i fell down... -__________-" wah lau! and he still have his that 嘻皮笑脸... still can say "ur the best!" to me after the dance... i was like "-__________-" u 害 me fall down still can say!" but later when we danced the mass dances AGAIN, i changed partner (not intentionally!) and ended up w/ the nerdiest guy i've ever seen!!! argh! and he kept staring at me so hard while we were facing each other and dancing i wanted to slap him... hahahahaha... i know he was trying to see wat the dance steps were but i still... eeyucks!! hhaahahhaahah...

do u know that tp's school song also got dance? so cool! we ended up dancing in a line around the whole crowd of ppl... lol... haahahah... and we were hi-fiving ppl we didn't know along the way... :P siao liao lah, the party mood! we couldn't stop dancing! ahhaahahahah... later we had refreshments in our own respective courses... then when we were preparing to take grp pic, i heard someone screaming "everybody siam!" i looked up and saw mel running towards us w/ 2 bottles in her hands so i thot she meant me also and ran away... but when i looked behind, she was chasing me!! she pour all the water on me lor!! T_T *drenched chicken* mel so 黑心! then i stupid stupid slow down and look behind me summore, cos i thot once i got out of the way i'll be fine... stupid mistake angel, stooopid mistake...

then when i go home wait for the bus the time, i was stuck waiting for it w/ that nerdy nick... >_< he lives in marine parade so i CAN take bus 15 w/ him home... i CAN but i'm NOT GOING TO... cos i can take 8 or 15 home... then suay suay those 2 buses took ages to come... while we were waiting, owen, kelly and wei shen came along... kelly's like this SUPER too friendly girl and when she saw me she actually air-kissed me "bye"... i was like "ERRR..." but i juz treated it as something i'll have to get used to... hahaahahah... the ppl in my course are nuts! then i had the stupidest conversation w/ owen:

owen: how u go home?
me: i'm taking the bus
owen: huh? take bus? not car meh?
me: *confused* y muz take car?
owen: ur dad no car ah?
me: *very confused* no-o! muz he have a car?
kelly: owen! not all ppl have cars ok!

i was like wanna peng liao... later they went off and wei shen sat near us but he kept super quiet... i think he very 尴尬 lah... he also kena air-kissed by kelly, same as nick... inside i was dreading and dreading having to sit beside nick and endure another stupid conversation... then then then!! lucky the first bus that came was.... 8! i was like "*jumps up immediately* OH! there's my bus! BYE! *runs off immediately*" or not i'll juz die... *shudders*

but wat i wanna say is that cmm is a very ang-moh-fied course... everyone speaks w/ this slang, so fake, makes me wanna puke... i'm probably one of those few who speak singlish and eng mix w/ chi words... and some more during games i dun dare to shout anything, cos i'll 习惯性 shout "加油!" and everyone around me's like "go so-and-so! go so-and-so!" haiz... linzi and ting whispered to me ytd before going in that CANNOT say we're eg fans... now i see y... no one can be bothered... lol... on the brighter side, i juz discovered mel used to be an eg fan! that time we took pic w/ seow wei and edith we did the eg sign... too bad we din choose that pic in the end, no time... rmb edith's idiotic screaming? yup...