Have you ever seen a truly stupid person? Well, you're reading her blog now. Why do I call myself a truly stupid person, you ask? That's because which normal person would do so many stupid things within one week and embarrass herself beyond reason? Let's look at the number of stupid things I've done to make myself look like a fool in front of the general public:

Stupid Thing No. 1:
I just knocked my head while getting into Reema's dad's car today. That in itself isn't that stupid. However, it is pretty dumb when you do that all the time, mostly while getting into taxis. (That's not including asking your taxi driver whether he loves you, then declaring later when you get out of the taxi that you know he loves you, 只是爱在心里口难开. Stop laughing Tat, I know you are.)

Stupid Thing No. 2:
Earlier this week (I think it was a Tuesday), I fell down in an LT. Again, that's not really stupid you think, because it's expected when you wear formal wear into an LT. Ah, but that's where you're wrong! Because... I was wearing flats! As in the black slippers that you always see me wear when I'm wearing slippers. I'm too lazy to change into heels for MMP lecture. So anyway, I went down on my knee in front of Sam on the LT stairs, shocking everyone around me. Sam was half-laughing and half-gasping whether I was okay, while I just continued kneeling down there, feeling like the world's largest idiot.

Stupid Thing No. 3:
So you think "Ok, that's kinda stupid..." But wait! There's more! On Thursday (or at least, I think it's Thursday. My memory's failing me), I come out of lecture looking for Sam. My last memory of Sam was of her sitting outside lecture with her groupmates discussing their project. So I head towards their table and ask "Where's Sam?"

But her groupmates are very dao. The 2 of them sit there and do their own stuff but they ignore me. I stand there and I feel quite hurt that I am being ignored, even though I get that most of the time. So I move to stand in front of the Chinese girl and ask again, "Where did Sam go?" I can't see her face, so I assume maybe she's one of my coursemates I've never met because 1) either they never come to lectures or 2) she comes to the lectures I don't attend. Anyway, Sam probably had bad luck to end up in the same group as such a dao girl.

This time, at my 2nd question, she looks up at me and stares at me. She doesn't answer my question, and she still looks unfamiliar. I decide to ignore the dao girl and turn to Dhuha on my left, thinking that she can help me instead of Ms. Unfriendly. So I say to Dhuha, "Eh Dhuha, where's Sam?" and 'Dhuha' looks up at me.

Horror of horrors! Dhuha has changed how she looks overnight! No lah, it's just another girl. I was damn mortified man. I immediately apologised and scurried over to Jasmine at the next table and told her about it. After laughing like mad, she's starting to spread this story to everyone I know. So I'm saving my pathetic face here by telling you guys first.

Stupid Thing No. 4:
Chee Wee walked past me and Reema today and called my name. I turned to look at him and momentarily forgot his name. I was like "Chee...!" and I trailed off and started laughing instead. Hmmm, sounds like I wanted to say "chee-bye", but anyway! I almost called him Chee Keen, so I stopped myself. Hahaha... I told him I forgot his name, and he gave me this =.= look.

Bah, my memory's really bad. Even my friends' names also can forget. This sucks!

Anyway, see what I mean when I say I'm stupid? There are 4 stupid things I've done this week. Wow, almost one for each weekday! Dammit, I should've done one more stupid thing and made everything average out.