This post shall be entitled "She with the Sengeh Butt".

I sat beside this woman on the bus just now, and she just couldn't sit straight! She was sitting on my right, and there was a metal pole on my left, which meant I was left with the option of 1) getting cosy with her (i.e. my arm pressed against hers) or 2) tilt my ass so that I was sitting like her, 45 degrees facing the TV Mobile screen.

I tried to make her get the hint by "being cosy" with her (to get into her personal space and make her budge), but she still happily sat in that irritating position, watching her exciting 'The Apprentice'.

So I hinted again by shifting positions to my 2nd option. You'd think that she'd get the hint and finally sit straight, (hell, I'D get the hint when the person sitting next to me keeps shifting around!) but she totally ignored me! A little like what I'd do actually. If I knew I was majorly pissing off the person beside me on a bus, I'd purposely ignore the person and do more irritating stuff to piss him/her off even more, just for the fun of it. =D But it's maddening when it happens to me. So I'd guess you'd say it's karma lah, hor?

When I was thanking my lucky stars that I would only be on the bus for 4 stops, the woman actually got off at the same stop as me! Naturally, she was one of the first to chiong to the exit. Crazy. I got to exact my revenge (however short-lived it was) at the bus stop though.

You know those new bus stops where there are 2 kinds of benches? One's higher and sorta sloping and the other is short and more horizontal.

So I perched on the sloping one beside this other girl and who should come over but SB (Sengeh Butt)? She tried to sit beside me (again! I wonder whether she has a secret crush on me?) but there was just enough space for an ass between me and the metal thingy that sticks up at the end of the bench. So that means only a close friend of mine would be able to squeeze into that tiny space. Of 'cos, I'd already noticed that small fact when I'd sat down, but I couldn't care less.

So she came over and sort of leaned against the metal thing. So far so good. But after a while (I suppose her legs couldn't take the strain), she actually squeezed her ass into that tiny space and sat down!!!

So now she wants to intrude into my personal space again?? Well, I'd show her how it feels like!

I sat there for awhile, again arm pressed against arm with her. Then I really couldn't take it anymore and moved closer to the girl on my right instead. I just can't stand strangers intruding into my personal space lah. It seriously pisses me off man.

And I can't believe I spent one whole blog entry bitching about a stranger (whom I suspect has practically no personal space at all). I must be mental.

Anyway, here are the pics from Kazumi's cam:


She wanted to 偷拍 Alvin, but I ran past the cam. She thinks this pic looks photoshopped without even meaning to. I'm the ghost in white. =D


This was what I wanted to do when I ran past her cam. =D


Then Kazumi got bored and we started taking silly pictures, our favourite past-time.


There were loads more funny KitKat pics, but Kazumi deleted them liao. =( We were trying to take a pic with me 塞-ing the KitKat (with wrapper and all) into her mouth and looking on in disbelief. Actually I just held the KitKat beside her face lah. But no more pics le, so cannot see how funny we looked.


Presenting the Stupongs! There's Stu-Stu on the left, and Pong Pong on the right. =D