Things not to do when you're at a restaurant:

1) Tell your friend that this or that in the menu is "dull" or "boring", and end up ordering the most "boring" beverage, a latte. Everyone gets it, lady.

2) Openly diss an item. When you're at that restaurant. Itching from a beating from the, oh, 5 or 6 of us on the current shift, as compared to 2 of you?

3) Come in 30 minutes before closing time and when the waitress tells you that they're closing at 10.30, look at your friend and say, "Oh, that's fine." And when the waitress asks you whether you'll be ordering, you say yes, but only order hot water and honey, knowing full well that you won't be charged for it. Just because you know that you're a pain in the ass and the manager doesn't wanna create trouble for herself.

4) Ask whether you should sign the yellow copy when the waitress has spoken clearly when handing you the bill, that you should sign the yellow and the red copy. And, to make sure that her point gets across, she also points to the 2 receipts and lets her fingers linger there for 3 seconds, to be sure that you've seen it. Let me ask you, are you dumb, or are you dumb? Shall I repeat that question for you again? Because you don't seem to have heard me, on account of having more interest in your conversation with your friends, than your CREDIT CARD, which is in MY HANDS, which are totally capable of snipping it into pieces with a handy pair of scissors.

I guess you've realised by now that any waitress mentioned in those points is actually yours truly.

But there were highlights in my day yesterday. A customer actually apologised to me for one whole minute. =D I would've gloated, if it wasn't for the fact that I was holding a particularly heavy jug of water.

I saw Justin there! Too bad my break just ended and he was about to finish his meal. Plus it was peak hour, so no time to chat.

The best part was when this customer pronounced 'Fajita' (as in 'Fajita Chicken') as 'Fuck-ita'. Priceless! Plus, it was purely by accident, 'cos he sounded like he was from a country whose locale doesn't speak English much.

Diana won't be able to work at Parkmall, 'cos she owns a student permit. Bummer. =(

Have you ever experienced a moment when you're feeling really low, and you hope someone can tell that you're upset? And when someone can tell that you're upset, it still doesn't make things better, 'cos it's not the someone that you wanted to ask you, "What's wrong?"

I know Xiaomei felt like that today. I did too. I do everyday. But whatever was on her mind, I know I'm not the one to make it right. So I can only sayang her and tell her that I'll be there if she needs me. I wish her problem didn't worry me so much though. I'm really scared.

Why can't life be what it's like in books and the movies? Everything may start out wrong, but will always become right in the end. Everything will sort itself out.

So why isn't my life sorting itself out right now? I'd love to hide in a hole and hibernate or something until all the bad parts in my life are over.

Feeling hot and cold all over, but not because I'm ill. I'm so not in a good mood today, snapping at everyone.

Stop it, stop it, just STOP IT! You'reafuckingidiot.